i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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