you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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