quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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