I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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