I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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