Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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