it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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