Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.