I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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