Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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