: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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