I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
