i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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