Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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