I skipped work to stalk him.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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