She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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