She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the condom got lost in my hair
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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