I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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