Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
