you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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