I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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