Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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