i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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