Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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