One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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