i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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