I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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