Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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