jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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