But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she peed on how many people?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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