I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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