She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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