My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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