how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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