who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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