I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
