this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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