girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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