ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.