Too much gin, very little bucket
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins