I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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