Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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