I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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