Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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