i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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