i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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