med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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