Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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