So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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