Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm getting married
To pizza
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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