He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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