D3 body, D1 cock
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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