Is it normal to miss your booty call?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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