I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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