But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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