Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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